The Bobbsey Twins Go to Hell

Nan is the most clever of the Bobbsey children and charming above all. She could sell rain to an Oregonian. A pair of VR goggles to Helen Keller. Oil shares to Greta Thunberg. Nan is the boss. The ring leader. The control freak. She always gets what she wants."

Bert is kind, accepting, and simple. Not simple like Lennie in that Steinbeck novella. More like Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler in most of their movies. His only real fault is his adoration for Nan who he’d follow to the moon. He trusts her like a puppy trusts a neglectful animal abuser."

Flossie is a domineering little ball of fire who, when presented with any challenge, never gives up until the job is done or she dies trying. Which, rarely ever happened. She's a fighter and will brawl for her family no matter the cost. 

Freddie is a lazy son-of-a-bitch who crumbles in the face of a challenge. He prefers things to be easy or it will trigger an anxiety attack, otherwise known as, a tantrum back then. As an adult, Freddie is a slacker, an addict, and a gambler who never wins. He's a real piece of work.

Lorelei is a Mexican descendant of an interracial marriage with the Bobbsey family. Her goal is to rescue and restore her family to its former glory. She's strong-willed, free-spirited, and smart. Just like the Bobbsey women before her, she doesn't let anything get in her way. She's a leader.

Gen is a Non-Binary African American who accompanies Lorelei on her journey to hell. Their family was wronged by the Bobbsey's and their job is to find a way to forgive them. They're a child of the 2000s with a flamboyant sense of flare, finesse, and moral obligation.

Lucifer, "Luci", is the devil. Literally. She owns the underworld and lets everyone know it. As the protagonist, her job is simple: once someone enters hell, she won't let them leave. She's like Hotel California if it had a menstrual cycle. She's intelligent, wise, and narcissistic. Just as you'd expect her to be. She's a badass.